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Uncle Chuck, the OG blue-collar cookie, carries the essence of hard work and patriotism. With a rustic, blue-collar charm, he brings comfort and nostalgia to every bite. Baked with care and precision, Uncle Chuck embodies the spirit of American ingenuity and the enduring pursuit of excellence. He is truly red, white and blue all the way through!
Cowboy Jack is a wholesome oatmeal chocolate chip cookie with a dash of cinnamon, a sprinkle of coconut, and a crunch of pecans. Born on a ranch, he's always ready for a challenge and willing to help those in need. Jack is packed with nutrients and goodness, including fiber, energy, and healthy fats. So if you're looking for a tasty and nourishing snack that can keep up with you on any adventure, give Cowboy Jack a try.
Meet Russel, the one and only snickerdaddy, this snickerdoodle sensation is always ready to bring a smile to your face. With trail mix nestled snugly in his cargo pants, he's the go-to guy for snack emergencies. But Russel's talents don't stop there; he's a true maestro of dad jokes, armed with puns that'll have you rolling your eyes and laughing all at once. As the ultimate cookie companion, Russel guarantees a delectable cinnamon-sugar adventure and a side-splitting sense of humor.
Chad is a peanut butter Reese's Cup cookie with a physique that defies pastry logic. With biceps that bulge and abs that could grate protein powder, Chad shapes the art of cookie fitness. But beneath his seemingly perfect exterior lies a turbulent mind, plagued by body dysmorphia and the constant desire for an unattainable cookie six-pack. Nevertheless, Chad remains the epitome of discipline, counting every gram of sugar and meticulously measuring his gains, all in pursuit of cookie perfection.
The Ladys Man is a smooth operator in the world of cookies. With a suave and sophisticated oreo cookie base, and cookie n cream chunks, this cookie is always the life of the party. But don't let its charm and good looks fool you - The Lady's Man is more than just a pretty face. It's a master of versatility, equally at home at a fancy tea party or a casual get-together with friends. Whether you're in the mood for a sweet indulgence or just need a little pick-me-up, The Lady's Man is always ready
Birthday B, the rebellious queen of cookies! This badass confectionery is all about pushing boundaries with her dark humor and provocative style. Sporting edgy sprinkles and a "take-no-prisoners" attitude, she's not afraid to twerk on a bar and shock the conservative cookie crowd. Party with Birthday B if you're ready to embrace the wild side, but be warned: her sassy remarks and in-your-face antics might offend the faint of heart. So buckle up, buttercup, cuz B will make you say "Hell Yeah!"
This extended family is only in town for a season and like seasons, these cookies come and go. Grab them while you can!
Careful, these cookies be scheming